The Big Mac Murders

There is a new serial killer on the loose who has already taken the lives of thousands of Americans. Police and F.B.I. have been unable to come up with even one suspect, but Michael Moore has identified the perpetrator as McDonalds. He even claimed they murdered more people then the 9/11 terrorists. Wow that's a lot of bullshit coming from one giant lard ass. Imagine an obese person complaining about people eating big macs and fries. That's kind of like O.J. complaining about domestic abuse. Michael Moore may be successful, but suffers from an inferiority complex. He had to cancel filming a movie in Alaska recently because the eskimos kept trying to club him.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/09/18/michael-moore-mcdonalds-ground-zero-killed-more-people-9-11-hijackers#ixzz0zwXHmQTc

Time to clean house

I recently read our government took 800,000 tax payer dollars and used it to teach uncircumcised men in Africa how to wash their penis. This money was supposed to stimulate our economy not someone's dick! The N.Y. Times claims 49 million Americans lack adequate food, and this is how congress spends our money! This election those dickheads in Washington will be getting washed away along with the crusty sperm, dirt, and smegma from their idiotic programs. Time to clean house. The House of Representatives.

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/75198

The 55 limit

The limit is 55, but I am not referring to miles per hour. I am referring to the age limit that women find men sexy. After 55 you become invisible to them, except for those at the senior citizens center. Coming to think of it they don't see too well either. Anyway this year women everywhere will be walking all over me because I'm 55 and they can't see me. That's really nothing new. It has been happening my whole life, and I have the shoe prints all over my shirts to prove it. Even worse those stilleto heels nearly took out an eye. Geez, I get no respect.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3139720/Bald-Fat-55-Youre-still-sexy.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

Men of a lesser intelligence

Well it finally happened. More women are receiving doctoral degrees than men. More families than ever are headed by single women and more men as a percentage lost their jobs in the recession. That means that if your a man there is a good chance you are divorced, unemployed, and when you try to meet a nice women she considers you intellectually inferior. In the war of the sexes it appears that men are ill equipped, out classed, and under educated. Not much of a war, maybe we should call it a police action. At least it can continue for years without acknowledging defeat.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/13/AR2010091306555.html

Stay out of my womb

I recently saw a women protester with a sign that said, "Stay out of my womb". I figure if you want no visitors to your womb, just keep your vagina shut.

The evolution of women.

"You've come a long way baby" was the slogan for a Virginia Slims cigarette commercial a way back. The implication was that smoking by women was a long, hard won battle. Finally women would have the right to bad breathe and lung cancer. What a shame they suffered without it for so long. Then there was the miracle breakthrough known as the "pill". Women could now be free of the scourge known as pregnancy. Sexual freedom meant women no longer carried the brunt of the unintended consequences of poorly chosen lovers. It was now possible to make the same stupid mistakes men did when they let their genitals do the thinking. Maybe Freud was on to something with that penis envy theory. Of course disease from smoking or unprotected sex may be an unintended consequence of the feminist movement, but it doesn't deter them in the least. Recently female primates have been taught to smoke, I guess that's one small step in their evolution toward becoming a modern day woman.

Parasitic mind control

Parasites are in our food, our homes, and in our bodies. There is a fungus that kills ants by sprouting vegetation that grows out of their brains. Now I know why Moe called Curly a cabbage head. No wonder kids don't eat their vegetables. These days I am more worried about the parasites that control the media. Practicing mind control with half a brain is a dangerous thing. Just ask the nearly bankrupt New York Times. "All the shit that's fit to print".

http://headlines.blogs.starnewsonline.com/12719/ny-times-sulzberger-well-stop-printing-the-times-someday/