Jack in the box

It's common knowledge that most women tend to over pack when they travel. One woman who visited a prison appeared to be leaving with a much larger bag than the one she arrived with. Upon inspection it was found she tried to sneak her husband out in a suitcase. For his offense Jack will endure six months of solitary confinement in a slightly larger box. Damn, those overweight baggage fees are really extreme.

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