The Holy book of Al

Nature, the peer reviewed, world renowned science magazine has an article which points to the sun as the primary agent in controlling the climate on earth*. This common sense idea has been known by all peoples, in all places, throughout human history, except to the morons of this current generation.
*http://www.newsroomamerica.com/story/165340.html

and blubbering like a beached whale
 he gave up the ghost 8:17.

The Holy book of Al  7:22
Then Al, who was known by his followers as the messiah, was mocked, and scourged by the angry crowd who claimed he was a liar and a deceiver. They forced him to carry a solar panel on his shoulders and he was taken to a hill of his water view property to be crucified. With his last breath he cried out, my sun, my sun, why has thou forsaken me?


This story is fictitious and sarcastic. It does not promote violence or encourage it. It is not intended to be sacriligious, but point out the difference between a false prophet and the one true savior.
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Great ball of fire

My balls are freezing!

You know that big fiery ball in the sky you see every morning, well scientists are now saying the sun may be going into hibernation until the year 2020*. What this means is we may experience a mini ice age. Who would have thought the sun had so much to do with earth's temperature? Not that glowball warming misfortune teller Al Gore. It may get so cold he'll have crystal balls, but still won't be able to predict the future.

*http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/06/110614-sun-hibernation-solar-cycle-sunspots-space-science/

Mommy what's snow?

According to David Viner senior researcher at the East Anglia Climate Research Unit "...in a few years snow will be scarce, and children just aren't going to know what snow is". This was in March of 2000 and in ten years England had plenty of snow every year except 2002. So what happened when his prediction turned out to be false? He was promoted to head the British Council's Climate Program. In 2007 the E.P.A. concluded "Snow season length and snow depth are likely to decrease in most of North America...". So why did Al Gore state "... heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what they have been predicting as a consequence of man made global warming"*. This guy must have been sucking on an exhaust pipe thinking it was a cigar. The title of this blog should be "Mommy what is a snow job", and the answer is every prediction made by the global warming misfortune tellers who propagate psycho-psychic-algoreistic-hysteria. This is a mental disorder that can only be cured by jetsetting around the world, driving in large entourages of S.U.V.'s, and lying through your ass. The only place that emits way too much green brownhouse gasses.

All that CO2 is giving me a headache!

*http://dailycaller.com/2011/02/11/is-al-gore-wrong-on-the-environment-global-warming-is-not-to-blame-for-snow/