I vant to suck your blood

Blood sucking politicians

California is being over run by diseased blood sucking animals*. No I'm not referring to the politicians who are draining the bank accounts of it's citizens, and killing jobs by raising taxes. I'm talking about rabid bats that are infecting humans at an alarming rate. You would think the government would do something about it, but bats are a protected species and can't be harmed in any way. The sheer lunacy of this state is without equal, and explains why it's bat brained representative Barbara Boxer said concerning humans who died of rabies "...those who died, their lives will never be the same again"**.

*http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2017791/Californias-flying-horror-Surge-KILLER-bats-stalking-residents-animals.html
**Quote originally attributed to San Francisco earthquake vitims.

The bird brain of Alcatraz

A prison doctor in California earned over $777,000. last year*. The problem is he is mentally ill, was once fired for incompetence, and hasn't been allowed to treat a patient for 6 years because he might kill them. Have they ever considered he might actually be an inmate? It sounds like the psychos are running the insane asylum. The doctor is currently working in the mail room, but the prisoners are complaining he loses packages as often as he loses patients.

*http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-prison-doctor-20110713,0,5931598.story

Ghost train

Well we had the bridge to nowhere, and now we will have the train to nowhere. In order for the California rail authority to qualify for funds they must break ground by 2012. Unfortunately the only place that is possible is in the small towns of Borden and Corcoran. Great, 6 people will be riding a billion dollar bullet train between ghost towns, and by the time they pick their seats it will be time to get off. I could think of better ways to use a bullet.
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/opinionla/la-ed-bullettrain-20110516,0,5409734.story