The hole truth

The F.D.A. will require new graphic warning labels on in cigarettes in 2012. Maybe they should put disgusting warnings on other products like birth control pills since they don't offer protection against S.T.D.'s like condoms do. A picture of genital herpes lesions on the package might be a good idea. It probably won't stop people from having sex, and having a blow hole cut in your throat may not stop you from smoking either. In fact you just might start smoking two at a time.

http://www.fda.gov/TobaccoProducts/Labeling/CigaretteWarningLabels/default.htm

Phony Baloney

Smuggling is a common occurrence along the U.S. Mexican border. Usually it is drugs or weapons, but recently a man was arrested for trafficking in baloney. Sounds like a politician. Everyone knows this  meat imitation can contain any number of odd components, and the F.D.A. is checking it for animal diseases. Because of the large number of  beheadings taking place by drug cartels some have gone so far to claim it isn't baloney, but head cheese. Those Mexicans will sneak into this country anyway they know how.
http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2011/05/nm-border-patrol-hits-mother-lode-385.html