Showing posts with label France. Show all posts
Showing posts with label France. Show all posts

Monday, August 15, 2011

Weasels rip my flesh




Euro gonna get yours boy!
On 8/10 it was revealed that France would retain it's AAA rating. This angers me considering the U.S. was downgraded to AA+ status. I guess the rating agencies forgot that France received a loan from the U.S. during World War 1, and defaulted on it. Them Frenchies have a lot of DeGaulle weaseling out of their debts.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

French foolishness

France always seems to amaze me. They recently passed a law against "psychological violence". A crime punishable by up to 3 years of prison and up to a 75,000 euro fine. What they haven't figured out is what "psychological violence" actually constitutes. In fact insulting your spouse may be a punishable offense. Imagine you claim your wife is terrible in bed and she files a complaint. At the trial your wife will have to demonstrate that she is good in the sack. I guess she'll be hoping for a hung jury. It will be a long, hard trial as there will be many motions, and the judge may require her presence in his chambers. If she is ugly he certainly will hold her with contempt. The upside to this foolishness is France will never have to worry about people ducking jury duty anymore.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/30/world/europe/30france.html