Stupor heroes part deux

This polyester outfit has got to go

Marvel comics has killed off the original spider man, and created a new one who is part black, Latino, and gay*. Diversity in the workplace is a good thing, but I am wondering what kind of disaster can a gay save you from? A wardrobe malfunction, mismatched window treatments, or stale quiche seem to be poor plot lines for an action hero. One thing is for sure, if Superman came out of a phone booth Spiderman will be coming out of a closet.

*http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021563/Marvel-Comics-reveal-new-Spider-Man-black-gay-future.html

Broke back mounting

Is that a stimulus package in your pants?

The U.S. is one broke ass butthole of a Republic, and the proof is in the pudding. Semen pudding to be exact. It seems our taxes funded a study on the penis size of gays, and how it relates to their sexual health. It researched the all too important question who was on top, who was on the bottom, and why? With our mounting fiscal crisis the only time we should be concerned about who is getting the long end of the stick is when it's the taxpayer.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/18/nih-backed-study-examined-effects-penis-size-in-gay-community/