Do you remember when 11 deep cover Russian spies were arrested*? One of their neighbors joked "how could they be spies when their hydrangeas were so beautiful"? Whether it's a Russian spy, a war criminal, or a mass murderer living next to you by the time the reporters show up you will be gushing "but they were so nice". So how can you know if a serial killer like John Wayne Gacy lives next to you? Thirty three people missing in your local area could be a warning sign. Strange odors might be another, and shoveling after dark should certainly set off an alarm. If you are a concerned citizen do not attempt to apprehend the dirt bag, that is a job for law enforcement. The truth is some people love thy neighbor, and others love to eat thy neighbor. I guess having you over for dinner isn't what it used to be.
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| Mmm, I'll have an open face sandwich for dinner |
