Fashion fail

You look mahvelous diaper head!

There is a new fashion for men called the "murban" or male turban. I guess a hijab is the next big thing for those who want to look like Bin Laden pre-Team 6. The only man I ever admired in a turban was Sinbad. He was a Persian who fought  skeleton warriors and killed the cyclops.The only thing this guy in the picture could beat is Joan Crawford in a beauty contest, and only because she's dead.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1389909/Will-man-wear-murban-How-Lagerfeld-trying-push-male-urban-turban.html