Beaner screener

The T.S.A. the most useless agency ever created has been caught profiling Hispanics in Newark airport. I honestly can't remember the last time a Latino tried to blow up a plane, unless you consider flatulence from beans a weapon of mass destruction. It may be possible the agents confused a Mexican pancho with a Middle Eastern hijab, and a brick of marijuana with a brick of C4 explosives, but Ay Dios Mio sounds nothing like Allahu Ahkbar.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/06/12/national/main20070709.shtml