AfricAcorn

Acorn in Africa

President Obama's approval rating has sunk to a low of 38%*. I heard that Colonel Gadaffi had a higher approval rating and they blew up his compound, tried to kill his kids, and are forcing him to flee the country. He was offered safe haven by Robert Mugabe the President of Zimbabwe, and said if Obama needs asylum he is welcome also. It may not be Kenya, but it's still safer than Chicago. Besides they opened a new Acorn chapter and need a president.

*http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/08/gallup-fail-obamas-disapproval-rating-hits-all-time-high/

Raise the ceiling a brother approacheth

Repo man Wu Jintao at work.

Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee claims the only reason that Congress is making it difficult for Obama to raise the debt ceiling is because he's black*. This is in spite of the fact that he nearly ran up nearly 4 trillion on the nations credit card already. She might have a point though, after all how many brothers pay their bills on time anyway? You know I'm pretty sure I saw the repo man towing away air force one.

*http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/171807-sheila-jackson-lee-suggests-congress-complicating-debt-ceiling-because-obama-is-black

Circumfurter

How about some condoments?

A Brooklyn sausage joint has been selling custom hot dogs named "Anthony's Weiners".  President Obama decided to download one as a show of support for his fellow Democrat. When questioned by reporters he claimed it was firm, juicy, and that the twitter picture didn't do it justice. Michelle Obama was very angry about the incident since she recently launched a new dietary guide for healthy eating. The President claimed it was okay since the Congressman is Jewish, and the weiner was healthy because it's Kosher. 
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/06/04/2011-06-04_eat_up_brooklyn_sausage_joint_der_kommisser_serves_anthonys_weiners_skewers_rep_.html#ixzz1ORmgUrqN
*Fine print: This story is the product of a warped individual and is fictitious.

Disorder on the Border

President Obama said Israel should return to the 1967 borders. Netanyahu should tell Obama to give back California to Mexico. After all the U.S. can't even defend it's border, unlike Israel who can. There's a saying "with allies like these who needs enemies"? Sounds like the Pres. is bordering on stupidity.