Dying to get laid

Gay Coffin

Gay men now have the option of being buried in a custom homo-erotically designed coffin. A unique accessory that's necessary when being shoved into a deep dark hole. The one in the picture has all the options including a rubberized mattress (for those embarrassing stains), lubricated hinges (for those embarrassing squeaking sounds), and a butt anchor to keep your body from sliding around as it's lowered. Dying to get laid to rest has never been more fashionable.

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