President Obama was assaulted during a basketball game, and received twelve stitches. Apparently a player mistook his giant lips for the rim and attempted a dunk causing the great orator to require oral surgery. The secret service read the perpetrator his rights, but for the first time in 2 years Obama will have to remain silent. Previously a teleprompter attempted the same thing, but was foiled. Silence is golden.
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