A.A.R.P. (American Association for Redneck People)

Rednecks of the world rejoice you finally have your own membership organization. For a small fee you will be entitled to discounts at retail outlets featuring truck parts, trailer hitches, boots, and manure. There is no dental plan because few members had enough teeth to make it worthwhile. In addition there is counseling for those who object to incest, and alcoholism. After all how are you going to get new members?


http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/capital-land/2010/12/society-founder-rednecks-underserved-large-population