Dan Nasco, public enemy number one

When the E.P.A. declared CO2 a public danger I became very concerned. You see every time I exhale I release small amounts of it. By their decision I am no different than a car exhaust, a coal factory, or an elephant fart. I also eat meat so I increase the "public danger" because livestock contribute greatly to greenhouse gasses. As a retiree I contribute very little to the economy, but receive a pension and health benefits which increase exponentially as I age. Maybe the E.P.A. will declare me a "public danger". After working 37 years in the post office finally my picture will be posted in the lobby. Wanted, Dan Nasco public enemy number one.