Karl and Groucho's opinions on the value of women.
Karl "Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the female sex ( the ugly ones included)". Groucho "Women should be obscene and not heard". Round 1 decision they disagree.
Karl and Groucho on the value of man.
Karl "Man himself is mutually of no value". Groucho"There is one way to find out if a man is honest ask him! If he says yes you know he is crooked". Round 2 they agree
Karl and Groucho on the value of work.
Karl "He works that he may keep alive". Groucho "I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty". Round 3 they agree.
Karl and Groucho on capitalism.
Karl "The capitalist is a rational miser".
Groucho "No man goes before his time-unless the boss leaves early". Round 4 they agree.
Seventy five percent of the time Groucho and Karl agree. I guess that means that the majority of what Marxists believe is just pure comedy.
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