The name game

First it was global warming then it was climate change. First it was war then it was kinetic military action. First it was Al Quada then it was ... Well we'll never know since Bin Laden is dead. It's weird that both terrorists and the association for community organizations for reform now (Acorn)  think by changing their name they could fool the gullible masses. I don't give a crap if Al Quada changed their name to the Jehovah's Witness. I still wouldn't answer the door when they knocked!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/06/24/501364/main20073974.shtml

Jihadi, Jerkhardi

Hey is that a roll of shekels in your hijab?

Well it appears Bin Laden likes his porno, and enjoys a good blow job as much as he loves blowing up infidels. Also copies of Playgoat magazine were found in his compound, and now you know why their milk is so creamy. It was revealed his favorite song is Led Zeppelin's "Since I've Bin Laden Ewe". Apparently he is fond of sheep because their good for multiple flocks. A camel is only good for one hump. His wife was interviewed and said Osama asked if he could perform anal sex on her. She said you know I'm a Shiite, and I can sure Sheikh my booty, but your tent pole Bin Loafen, instead of jihadi try jerkhardi.

Laden to rest

We interrupt this blog for a special announcement, Osama Bin Laden has been laid to rest courtesy of the C.I.A. and Navy Seals. His body was dumped in the ocean, and hopefully his followers will be joining him shortly. They say vengeance is a plate best served cold, but I hope the good Lord is cooking him up crispier than the Colonel's secret recipe. We now return you to our regularly scheduled idiocy.