Showing posts with label pornography. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pornography. Show all posts

Monday, July 11, 2011

Those wacki packi's

The name "Pakistan" means land of the pure, or of the spiritually clean in Urdu and Persian. It is only natural that they have banned websites that have been deemed offensive or blasphemous. So what do their citizens google when they are on the internet? In addition to the normal beheading, stoning, torture and anti-American video's they love their porn. Not just normal sex between man and women, but horse, donkey, rape, dog and animal sex in general. I never knew the "hump on a camel" was a reference to the owners intention.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/

Monday, May 16, 2011

Jihadi, Jerkhardi

Hey is that a roll of shekels in your hijab?
Well it appears Bin Laden likes his porno, and enjoys a good blow job as much as he loves blowing up infidels. Also copies of Playgoat magazine were found in his compound, and now you know why their milk is so creamy. It was revealed his favorite song is Led Zeppelin's "Since I've Bin Laden Ewe". Apparently he is fond of sheep because their good for multiple flocks. A camel is only good for one hump. His wife was interviewed and said Osama asked if he could perform anal sex on her. She said you know I'm a Shiite, and I can sure Sheikh my booty, but your tent pole Bin Loafen, instead of jihadi try jerkhardi.