Taxes: Crack cocaine for congress.

Seems like congress has an addiction to taxes like it was crack cocaine. Even after hundreds of billions in bailouts the next day they are proposing new programs, stimulus packages, mandates, and new regulations. Like your neighborhood junkie they will beg, borrow and steal to satisfy their habit. Worse than that many fail to pay their own share of taxes! Timothy Geithner, Charles Rangel, Ted Daschle, Maxine Waters, and up to ten members of congress were being investigated at one time by the ethics commitee. You know prison would be a good place to send them, except there are too many drugs there.

Only in America

Ever notice those commercials offering you a cash settlement if you were hurt? Got a nose bleed from an aspirin? Sue. Got flatulence from a digestive aid? Sue. Ever fall down because you were stoned drunk while trying to attempt a somersault from a second story window? Sue. Yes your carelessness should be compensated, after all why should you be responsible for your own behavior? You're stupid because the school system failed you. You're unemployed because no one appreciates the work ethic of a crackhead. You're violent because no one understands you, and you're incarcerated because the police profiled you. I pity you. I will work overtime so I could pay more taxes. In fact I'll be paying for your rent, foodstamps, health care, drug rehab, clean needles, abortions, dental, and incarceration. While your in jail I'll pay for your cable t.v, nutritious meals, gym equipment, and library so you can study and pass the bar. Then when you are released you can defend all the other assholes who do stupid things. Only in America.