Question: What do Charlie Sheen and I have in common? Answer: We both pay for pussy. When anchor babies are born in America my tax dollars pay to have them removed from pussies. Those free condoms the city provides mean I also pay for things to be put in pussies. When pussies get aids and other S.T.D.'s from putting things in that didn't belong there in the first place my taxes pay for their medication and hospitalization. With all this pussy paying I haven't had one orgasm, but at least Charlie is making up for it. He's having enough sex for 2+1/2 men. No wonder he looks so shot.
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