A judge has ordered a Frenchman to pay his wife 10,000 Euros compensation for his failure to provide her with adequate sex*. Well I'm confused. Paying a woman to have sex with you is usually illegal, but if you don't have sex with your wife it's illegal, and you must pay her. According to this line of reasoning a wife is a documented prostitute, and a prostitute is an undocumented wife. Our country seems to be very lenient towards undocumented individuals lately, so maybe we should give them a break. Like Charlie Sheen says "Don't report them, support them"!**
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| Hey we had an oral agreement! |
Update: I am filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of all the men who have been denied adequate sex from their wives. The law office of Yank, Pullim, and Jerkem will be handling the case.
*http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/8741895/Frenchman-ordered-to-pay-wife-damages-for-lack-of-sex.html
** Charlie never said it, but I'm sure he thought it.
** Charlie never said it, but I'm sure he thought it.
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