Toby, over at realdumbnews broke the story of a shop in Washington called Java Jugs where you get a lap dance along with your coffee*. Finally there is justification for those ridiculously overpriced cappuccinos. Unfortunately the police have been cracking down on this lewd behavior, but I believe it is protected by the Declaration of Independence. I recall the lines "We hold these truths to be self evident...they are (well) endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights...(especially) the pursuit of (my) happiness". In fact there is no better way to wake up than with a hot cup of Joe and a pair of giant headlights beaming in your face. Now I know why deer freeze.
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| Sorry mam, I'm lactose intolerant. |
*http://realdumbassnews.blogspot.com/2011/09/java-jugs-have-coffee-and-lapdance.html
Headlights is a euphemism for female breasts.
Headlights is a euphemism for female breasts.
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