Well I would never believe it, but the African country of Malawi has outlawed farting*. Amazing since the third world has more than it's share of offensive aromas, how could they possibly tell if someone passed wind? I guess if you let one slip out you can always blame it on a wildebeest, they smell like crapola anyway. In all honesty I have been known as a malodorous, methane factory myself which means if I go to Malawi I will probably be arrested for deploying a biological weapon of mass destruction. Interpol will designate me as the world's first sewercide bomber.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html
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