Thursday, February 24, 2011

Caution: May cause cancer

For all you people who practice oral sex it may be time to give it up and start smoking. A study has found that oral sex is the leading cause of throat cancer for people under 50. I guess people over 50 don't practice it much, although with brittle bones it may be safer than the rough and tumble kind. For people who have performed oral sex on more than six partners there is a eight times greater risk of developing head and neck cancer. All that that bobbing back and forth really irritates the neck muscles. The Surgeon General is considering a regulation that a warning label be attached to all penises like those on cigarette packs. It will be in small print, but will get larger and be more obvious when you fail to heed the warning.


http://dailycaller.com/2011/02/22/is-oral-sex-worse-than-tobacco-say-it-aint-so/

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