President Obama's original birth certificate was located yesterday, and it conclusively proves he is in fact Ted Williams the homeless singer. The facts are they have never been seen together in public like Clark Kent and Superman. The President's teleprompter and the homeless mans sign both had "change" as a common theme. Ted has behavioral and drinking problems and Obama has had numerous beer summits at the White House as a result of "acting stupidly". Similarly they both made deals with the drug industry, one in the back room and the other in the back alley. The most damning evidence is that in 2012 the President will become homeless once again. Those community organization skills can sure come in handy at the local soup kitchen.
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