A man watching adult video's in a porn shop became engulfed in flames, and had 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body*. Investigators have not determined the cause of the fire, and are wondering how it spread so quickly. My theory is that masturbating without lubricant can ignite that shitty Old Spice aftershave you wear. Between the alcohol accelerant and continuous friction you're a perfect candidate for spontaneous combustion. When I make love I'm told I stink. That's good, no sense in burning down the house.
*http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1377126/Man-catches-porn-shop-watching-adult-movies-San-Francisco.html
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