Janet Napolitano head of the D.H.S. wants to conduct an earthquake preparedness drill. Her recommendations are drop, take cover, and hold on. You can just imagine that during an earthquake a large section of earth will open so you can DROP in. As tectonic plates continue moving they will COVER you in dirt. Just HOLD on and in a couple of hundred years archeologists will find your mummified body, and safely store you in a national museum.
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/157159-white-house-readies-us-shake-out-to-prepare-citizens-for-earthquakes
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