The ACLU has suggested women incorporate their uterus as a way of protecting their rights*. These are the top five reasons. 1) In a corporation ownership is easily transferable in hole or in part to others. Meaning I can still take advantage of you when you are a drunken bimbo. 2) In a corporation retirement funds are established easily. So while your old and living in a homeless shelter your uterus can be floating around in the Caribbean thanks to it's 401k. What would Jacques Cousteau have thought of that? 3) A corporation is not affected by any individuals death so your uterus can be around long after you're fertilizer, even though it will smell just as bad. 4) As a corporation your uterus is taxed less. This means it won't be summoned by the I.R.S. unless your on honeymoon with an agent. 5) As a corporation your uterus can make money by selling shares, but from what I've seen of it it looks like a candidate for a hostile takeover.
* http://dailycaller.com/2011/04/06/aclu-to-american-women-incorporate-your-uterus/
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