Thursday, October 21, 2010

Barney Frank/Barney Rubble

Barney Frank is up for re-election and there is a chance he may be defeated. So what would this political savvy fixture of D.C. do to turn the tide? How about contributing 200k of his own money to his campaign because no one else would, and having his boyfriend heckle his opponent. As a result he has been getting pounded by his critics daily, and pounded by his male lover nightly. In contrast Barney Rubble pounded rocks daily at Slate's quarry, and pounded his wife Betty nightly. It was rumored Barney Frank had a lover at Freddie Mac, and coincidentally Barney Rubble's best friend was Fred, but the only meat they ever shared was dino burgers. Fortunately for Mr. Frank he doesn't live in the stone age town of Bedrock. His lack of teeth, while a benefit to his homosexuality is detrimental to eating dinosaur meat. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/10/17/barney_franks_boyfriend_heckles_gop_opponent_after_debate.html

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