Appearance is everything, and now you can make a big impression on the ladies with these new skivvies. For men whose rear end sags like a ruptured silicone breast implant they offer the "bum lift". No it's not an elevator for hobos, it's seamless underwear that elevates your derriere by 20%. Women just go wild for bubble butt don't they? For those of us who may be lacking in another area they have the "frontal enhancement" model. Apparently that "good things come in small packages" cliche is just a marketing slogan by the diamond cartels. You can't blame them when we do the same thing by promoting our puny, defective bodies as athletic. Don't you hate it when something doesn't work as advertised?
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