Monday, June 6, 2011

Circumfurter

How about some condoments?
A Brooklyn sausage joint has been selling custom hot dogs named "Anthony's Weiners".  President Obama decided to download one as a show of support for his fellow Democrat. When questioned by reporters he claimed it was firm, juicy, and that the twitter picture didn't do it justice. Michelle Obama was very angry about the incident since she recently launched a new dietary guide for healthy eating. The President claimed it was okay since the Congressman is Jewish, and the weiner was healthy because it's Kosher. 
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/06/04/2011-06-04_eat_up_brooklyn_sausage_joint_der_kommisser_serves_anthonys_weiners_skewers_rep_.html#ixzz1ORmgUrqN
*Fine print: This story is the product of a warped individual and is fictitious.

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