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A Japanese scientist has created artificial meat from human excrement*. He claims it's delicious, and nutritionally superior to beef, but as of now is incredibly expensive. I'm sure the green movement extremists will have no problem spending a fortune to dine on a bowel movement, after all they just love recycling. Maybe we should call them turdetarians**.

*http://hotair.com/archives/2011/06/16/video-japanese-scientist-discovers-amazing-inexhaustible-new-food-supply/
**A person who eats turd based food products.