The hole truth

The F.D.A. will require new graphic warning labels on in cigarettes in 2012. Maybe they should put disgusting warnings on other products like birth control pills since they don't offer protection against S.T.D.'s like condoms do. A picture of genital herpes lesions on the package might be a good idea. It probably won't stop people from having sex, and having a blow hole cut in your throat may not stop you from smoking either. In fact you just might start smoking two at a time.

http://www.fda.gov/TobaccoProducts/Labeling/CigaretteWarningLabels/default.htm