Sunday, June 12, 2011

There's no need to fear, lawyers are here


Trouble at the border with drug cartels toting AK-47's? Don't bother calling the border patrol. Trouble with terrorists plotting to blow up N.Y.? Don't bother to have the C.I.A. waterboard them. There's no need to fear, lawyers are here. Like "Underdog"* they are the new superheroes fighting evil corporations, profiling police, and Governors who try to keep their state from being overrun by Mexican drug lords. When the B.P oil rig exploded the Commander in Chief went down to Louisiana not to coordinate a solution using the vast resources of the U.S. government. He went down to negotiate monetary compensation like all good attorney's do. Hail to the Lawyer in Chief who destroys the bad guys as any "action" hero would. Legal action that is.

*Underdog was an animated series from 1964. He was the canine equivalent of Superman. His motto was "There's no need to fear, Underdog is here".

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