Holey Matrimony!

I may be old fashioned because I would never marry a woman with 6,925 piercings. Even weirder is that she has 1,500 internal piercings! I can imagine your honeymoon would be like having sex with a cheese grader.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001064/Worlds-pierced-woman-Elaine-Davidson-ties-knot-Edinburgh.html