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Rutger's University hired "Snookie" the drunken slut of the hit show Jersey Shore to speak on their campus. She was paid $32,000. to explain how to perform oral sex on a guy while downing a 40 ounce Budweiser, and how to shove multiple packs of franks between your legs so you wouldn't have to pay for them at Walmarts. Her closing remark was "study hard, but party harder". When they refer to a institute of higher learning they clearly mean the faculty is on crack.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/04/01/snooki.speak.at.rutgers.ppl/index.html