More than a feeling

Susie Castillo the former Miss America of 2003 complained her vagina was fondled by the T.S.A. in Dallas. What did the agent say? 1) He claimed he was a gynecologist in training, and was doing her a favor because he found a polyp. 2) He claimed she was smuggling contraband in her body cavity. Turned out to be his missing ring. 3) He claimed he wanted to feel up an adult female for a change.
http://www.infowars.com/miss-america-sexually-molested-by-tsa/