I am not one complain, but this is a very strange world we live in. For instance the recent incident where a man had explosives in his underwear that caught fire. Question: Why does someone host a barbecue 30,000 feet in the air with smoked nuts and a roasted weiner? Answer: It's because the airlines cut back on meal service. Thanks to Richard Reid the sneaker bomber we have to take off our shoes at the airport. Will we now have to remove our underwear? The TSA agents will assume that stain in your shorts is a hazardous material, and will have to evacuate the airport. That's why your mom always told you to "wear clean undies".
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