Laden to rest

We interrupt this blog for a special announcement, Osama Bin Laden has been laid to rest courtesy of the C.I.A. and Navy Seals. His body was dumped in the ocean, and hopefully his followers will be joining him shortly. They say vengeance is a plate best served cold, but I hope the good Lord is cooking him up crispier than the Colonel's secret recipe. We now return you to our regularly scheduled idiocy.