Stimulus money was spent to study how cocaine affects monkeys. Surprisingly they started acting like the Ex-Mayor of Washington D.C. Marion Barry. The F.B.I. even taped them smoking crack with a prostitute in a hotel room. Conclusion: Wasted monkeys=wasted money.
You probably have heard of the bridge to nowhere. Well now they have built a matching sidewalk, and it ends in a large ditch. Conclusion: Exactly where we will end up from all this debt.
$1.9 million stimulus dollars went to taking photos of exotic ants overseas. Must be for some kind of weird geek magazine. I think I'll just stick to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. The President has claimed "the stimulus has created millions of jobs". Conclusion: I find it hard to believe that any normal person will actually pay someone to perform this kind of work, except the government. Ant that a shame.
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