Monday, August 9, 2010

The impotence of teachers

Teachers prepare young people with the skills they need to succeed, and insure our nation can compete in the global economy. That's seems to be a little too much pressure for some, and the result is they can't get an erection. While their generous medical plans have previously provided Viagra for free, the $786,000 cost has forced the cancellation of this benefit. The union filed suit over the cutback, and members gathered to air their grievance at the local town hall. Protesters were yelling no erection, no education, and hell no we won't grow. The union president declared "the impotence of teachers cannot be taken for granted". I agree, but why are the taxpayers always the ones who get stiffed?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38596955/ns/health-sexual_health/

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