Eddie Campbell was sitting in Booker T. Washington Memorial Park when a deputy noticed a woman was sitting on his lap and they were moving oddly. He walked closer and realized Eddie had his shirt off, and his pants were around his ankles. Assuming the obvious he continued closer and realized the woman had no arms. He stopped for a second contemplating the bizarre situation, and pondered the right thing to say. Then it became crystal clear. Eddie was moving a mannequin on his lap and was masturbating with the other hand. When the officer identified himself Eddie threw the mannequin down and pulled up his pants. Some people just don't know how to treat a lady.
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