Turn on the freaking light

What do you think wives complain about most concerning their husbands bad habits? Drinking too much alcohol, having too many affairs, or taking too many drugs? Well their biggest complaint is men forgetting to put the toilet seat down at 54%, leaving wet towels on the bed 23% and dirty laundry on the floor 15%. How the hell are half the marriages ending in divorce if those are their biggest complaints? Maybe they should have married a butler instead. No one but bubble headed bimbos from slasher movies go into a room without first turning on the light. So why would an intelligent woman go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and do the same ? I don't pee in the dark and they shouldn't either. The company that sponsored this survey makes the Lav-Nav, a device that attaches to the lid and glows green when the seat is down and red when it is up. I got a better idea "TURN ON THE FREAKING LIGHT"! It will not only save you from a cold,wet, slap on the cheeks, it just may save your marriage.