Environmental Police Activists (E.P.A.)

The E.P.A. first claimed methane emissions from cows were bad for the environment, no complaint there. Then it was humans exhaling CO2, and here I beg to differ as my very life depends upon it. Now it is farm dust they are looking to regulate. How would a farmer with hundreds of acres of dirt be able to stop a twenty mile an hour wind from kicking up dust? How could the vast, undeveloped, federally owned land throughout this nation have it's dust contained? Maybe a giant vacuum cleaner? Apparently the knuckleheads in the E.P.A. want us live in an sterile environment like the bubble boy, the upside is we can roll down the highway and save gas. These power hungry activists are determined to suck the air out of our citizens and the life out of our economy. They should realize that the rotting corpse left in the wake of their intervention is more toxic than farm dust. I guess they can regulate that too.