Jailhouse Idol

The people who bring you Dancing with the Stars, and America's got Talent are planning a new show with prisoners as the contestants. I wonder what kind of talent a jailhouse idol possesses? Gymnastic talent like jumping bail. Surgical talent like removing an eyeball with a comb shiv (improvised weapon). Singing talent like ratting out their friends to the tune of a reduced sentence. Talent in chemistry by creating bombs out of urine, and feces. Sounds like an exciting hour of entertainment! Maybe they should host the New Newlywed game in prison. That will be a winner since Bubba knows his hoe's inside and out.