Sunday, August 15, 2010

The ocean smells funny

I have trouble using certain recycled items, toilet paper for instance. I blow my nose, wipe a tearing eye, and drain a blister with it. Contemplating that Rosie O'Donnell once cleaned her fat ass on it causes my great consternation. It is bad enough I have to swim in used condoms, used tampax, and your previous bout with diarrhea at the beach. No wonder the ocean smells funny.

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