Martha's Dumpyard

I was upset to learn that Martha's Vineyard is a real dump. Apparently the water is infected with fecal coliform bacteria so the vacationing Obama's will not be able to swim. The President is forcing Martha to put up a 20 million dollar escrow account for damages to vacationers from poop smeared bathing suits, enterococci infections, and cleaning turd slicked birds. Obama vowed to use the full power of his office to coordinate the clean up. The crew will arrive in 60 day's. I guess the gulf don't look so bad after all.

http://scaredmonkeys.com/2010/08/21/obamas-vacation-on-marthas-vineyard-will-fecal-coliform-bacteria-prevent-the-first-family-from-swimming/