How is it that recent terrorists are so stupid they can't even blow themselves up let alone kill any innocent civilians? Richard Reid the shoe bomber still has all his toes. People lose their toes every day, and they don't have a bomb in their sneakers. Farouk Abdulmuttalab the underwear bomber still has his penis. People lose their penis everyday in industrial accidents, and marital altercations, and they don't carry explosives in their shorts. John Wayne Bobbit lost his when his wife cut off the source of his infidelity. Thankfully the police issued an A.P.B. for the penis using an artists sketch. A passerby recognized it and called 911 who immediately dispatched a detective. They figured it takes a dick to find one. Now we got an idiot in Copenhagen who set off a bomb and burned his face. What kind of moron straps a bomb to their face? First they started at the feet, went to the pelvis, then to the face, what part of the body is next? Maybe they could shove a stick of dynamite up their ass and light it. Coming to think of it Al Qaeda has already tried it. You can't make shit like this up.http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/item_hKiF3TDJkgYItnBQkJXmTN
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