More cushin for the pushin

There is a saying that plump girls are better at sex because there's more cushin for the pushin. A new scientific study now claims that fat man are better lovers than skinny guys. The reason is they have more female sex hormones and it takes them longer to ejaculate. It could also be why they have such large breasts. The survey found fat men could last an average of 7.3 minutes during love making. So is that why all the gorgeous girls are dying to jump in the sack with one ton Tony? Now I know where they got that expression he's got a crush on you. By the way the skinny guys only last 1.8 minutes, but at least they don't need a spatula to scrape their wives off the bed when their finished. Kind of gives new meaning to being infatuated.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/body-soul/fat-men-enjoy-longer-lasting-sex-scientific-research-show/story-e6frfou0-1225914453080