The Big Mac Murders

There is a new serial killer on the loose who has already taken the lives of thousands of Americans. Police and F.B.I. have been unable to come up with even one suspect, but Michael Moore has identified the perpetrator as McDonalds. He even claimed they murdered more people then the 9/11 terrorists. Wow that's a lot of bullshit coming from one giant lard ass. Imagine an obese person complaining about people eating big macs and fries. That's kind of like O.J. complaining about domestic abuse. Michael Moore may be successful, but suffers from an inferiority complex. He had to cancel filming a movie in Alaska recently because the eskimos kept trying to club him.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/09/18/michael-moore-mcdonalds-ground-zero-killed-more-people-9-11-hijackers#ixzz0zwXHmQTc